Find the cat in the picture. It is really there! And it is so obvious when you find it but so frustrating when you cant.
Ok im not sure that will show sooo here are some Chuck Norris Facts.
There are no such thing as a Chuck Norris joke there are only facts.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land
Chuck Norris stole Voldermort's nose!
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow down.
People invented cars to get away from Chuck Norris, then they invented airplanes because they thought Chuck Norris couldn't fly.
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